Whatever Floats Your Boat
Did you even know that it's July right this very second? I'm pretty sure that's true wherever you are on this big blue marble we call earth. It really makes you think, doesn't it? Well, think about this beautiful poem I wrote.
Relax thy bones
Relax thy flesh
My swimming shorts
Are lined with mesh
A refreshing dip
In yonder pool
I look so good
I look so cool
And so can you
If you follow me
To a concert
As a VIP
Dulcet tones
A sweet delight
An enchanted time
This summer night
Another slam dunk from me, the world's most beautiful poet. Another hole in one. Another A+. I know I'm not being graded on my poetry, but if I were, this one would get an A+. But who cares about me? This is about you. This is your sign to go swimming and then go to a concert. I know my incredible poem makes that clear, but some people don't like reading poetry so I'm writing here just in case.
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